Mustache March, week 1

I write for a humor blog with two friends, James Malins and Cherie Michiko, called Misusing Big Words. This post was originally published here:
It’s happening.

Holy Hairy Lip, Batman!My mustache has now gotten long enough that when I purse my lips and look down, I can see the hairs. It’s really messing with my mind because I keep thinking that after I ate lunch I forgot to wipe the remaining squirrel hairs off my mouth. (Just kidding, I don’t actually eat squirrel, though from the look of me now I could see how you might think anything is possible.)

We’re now into Week 1 of Mustache March, and it's now in glorious full effect.

(If you don’t remember what I’m talking about, refresh your memory.)

Let’s keep those pictures and updates about your ‘staches rolling in. Remember, the best one will get it’s on spot on the homepage for the month of April. And it will also leave a lasting impression on the minds and hearts of America. So get growing!

After all, you don’t hate America, do you?
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